Virginia Police Allowed to Have Sex With Hooker – Before They Arrest Them

(via Plastic)

Sheriff’s deputies in Spotsylvania County, Virginia can say they’ve been fighting crime, body and soul, especially with their bodies. Particularly when the crime they’re fighting is prostitution. Despite the disapproval of the county Board of Supervisors, and derision of bloggers and radio talk show hosts, Sheriff Howard Smith contended his men will continue the policy of allowing officers to engage in “full contact” with prostitutes.

I wonder if they have sex with male prostitutes too. Talk about situational homosexuality.

Are any of these guys married? “Sorry honey, I gave you syphillis – it was an occupational hazard.”


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3 responses to “Virginia Police Allowed to Have Sex With Hooker – Before They Arrest Them”

  1. Megan Avatar
    Megan

    Aren’t you assuming a little too much with this article? I don’t think that “full contact” necessarily means sex.

  2. sam Avatar

    Well I would think there would have to be “full contact” before any crime was actually committed. Not that I’m in favor of any of this. Cuz I’m not.

  3. Lyle Lachmuth Avatar

    Hey!

    How do I get this job?

    Talk about ‘fringe’ benefits!

    L

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