tuesday, january 16

Comparing Ricky Martin to George W. Bush:

  • Martin constantly tries to convince people he?s straight. Bush constantly
    tries to convince people he?s intelligent.
  • Martin is of Hispanic descent. Bush has Hispanics over to clean his house
    every week.
  • Martin did a duet with Madonna. Bush can spell Madonna.
  • In Spain, Martin has set a record for a high number of hit singles. In
    Texas, Bush has set a record for a high number of executions.
  • Martin doesn?t write his own songs. No one wants to take credit for anything
    Bush says.