Comparing Ricky Martin to George W. Bush:
- Martin constantly tries to convince people he?s straight. Bush constantly
tries to convince people he?s intelligent.
- Martin is of Hispanic descent. Bush has Hispanics over to clean his house
- Martin did a duet with Madonna. Bush can spell Madonna.
- In Spain, Martin has set a record for a high number of hit singles. In
Texas, Bush has set a record for a high number of executions.
- Martin doesn?t write his own songs. No one wants to take credit for anything