tuesday, january 16

Comparing Ricky Martin to George W. Bush:

• Martin constantly tries to convince people he?s straight. Bush constantly
  tries to convince people he?s intelligent.
• Martin is of Hispanic descent. Bush has Hispanics over to clean his house
  every week.
• Martin did a duet with Madonna. Bush can spell Madonna.
• In Spain, Martin has set a record for a high number of hit singles. In
  Texas, Bush has set a record for a high number of executions.
• Martin doesn?t write his own songs. No one wants to take credit for anything
  Bush says.