thursday, september 14

THE KISS

A little boy’s first day in school and the teacher decides to play a
“guessing” game. She asked each student to close their eyes and then she
passed out items to each of the students. She then proceeded to ask each
student what item they received. When it was little Ricky’s turn, the
teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked, “Do you know what it is?”
Ricky replied, “No.” The teacher said, “Go ahead…open it up and taste
it.” Little Ricky did so. The teacher then asked, “Now do you know what
it is?” Little Ricky said, “Noooooo.” The teacher said, “I’ll give you a
hint. It is something your daddy wants from your mommy every morning before
he goes to work.” little mary in the back of the class jumps up and
screams,

ricky, spit it out!!…..it’s a piece of ass!!!”