thursday, october 25

From: Heather (my sister)
Subject: VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

DO NOT GET A STUDIO APARTMENT, YOU MORON!

YOU”LL SHOOT YOURSELF AND MOM WILL MAKE ME COME UP AND CLEAN IT.

I HAVE THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON – DOES IT FEEL LIKE I”M YELLING AT YOU????

That’s the good thing about having a bad-ass for a sister.