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This just in: Gay Man Doesn’t Give A Shit About Madonna

To be added to the List of People I’d Like to See On Fire

Anyone that forwards emails without etching out all the attachment crap – you know the hundreds of fucking email embedded in the message within a message within a message that spammers pray to receive so they can mine the mail for email addresses. So I click and Open and click and Open and click and Open and click and Open and it is one of those frigging ‘if you don’t forward this to 80,000 people you love, you’re kidneys will rupture in 37 minutes’ emails.