“The date hoodie” is a complete figment of your imagination in which you've decided guys like you for your personality and intellect. “The date hoodie” is something you made up to rationalize wearing your pajamas to an event where you’re supposed to at least pretend to care what the other person thinks of you. “The date hoodie” is you admitting you don’t even have to try because you live in San Francisco and guys here are used to second best. I mean, let’s be honest, if you lived in L.A. or New York and had those girls to compete with, you’d be first in line to try out the hoodie’s more sophsiticated and socially acceptable older sister: The Sweater.
Daisy brings down the hammer: