The Onion: 20-000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day

WASHINGTON–"It's going to be so romantic!" said Brooklyn resident Lydia Simonson- who along with hundreds of thousands of citizens will soon excuse herself from her daily duties- and retreat into a nearby bathroom to carefully tend to the area around her vulva.

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