Blonde girl eating a burger with no joy.

I have enjoyed this commercial – mainly because of the brain dead blonde plucking a burger off the tree and not eating it – but pushing it into her own face with all the joy of a dead man walking.

I find the Wake Up With the King commercials as welcoming as a back-alley vassectomy. The Burger King reminds me of that clown in Poltergeist.

The Burger King compared to the clown from Poltergeist.

Plus there’s those commercials for the Enourmous Omelet Sandwich, featuring 730 calories and 47 grams of protein. and 415 mg of cholesterol. I hear that you get a side of fries or an at-home angioplasty kit.

Full screenshots along with QuickTime video.

(Yes, I know the guy from Hootie sings it – but I have absolutely no interest in that)

Published by Andy

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

5 replies on “Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch”

  1. i love that commercial, it brings me tears to my eyes….i love it so much, dont tell anyone, the king is HOTT!!!

  2. Awsome-Brilliant piece of work by Burger King. Fine retaliation to the Hardees sexy chicks gobbling down burgers! Wizard of Oz/Blazing Saddles cross… theme- just Brilliant! Black and white to color, Bizzare! Funny! Sexy! Mel Brooks could not have done it better!

  3. ‘Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch’ ad is the best ad Ever! And the king is awesome, hes so evil looking and yet I know I would take a burger from him if he offered it. I must have the king suit! Where can I buy that thing!

  4. the best freakin commercial ever made. Plus the buger is soooo good. well I like the angus one the best. I didnt even like burgerking before this burger. Its like im addicted or something. I dont know how they did it, but… I LOVE YOU BURGERKING

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