Mullet sitings: 2 (concurrent, father-son). Within 5 minutes of stepping off plane.
On Louisville Airport entrance doors: NO FIREARMS (we’ve got conceal/carry)
Regional hobby: obesity and petrol consumption.
Cake: 1, made at Williams (812-284-BUNS) + Heath bar ice cream.
Birthday gifts: clothing + Clash of the Titans on DVD. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Internet speed: dial-up.
Yardwork: mowed lawn for the first time in years. With dad. Sneezed like hell.