From The Onion:
After the last bit of confetti fell, spectators praised the parade’s highlights, including a float, presented by local Little League team the Tigers that depicts a mother, sitting alone with her head down on a kitchen table, crying. The first-place ribbon went to “Sodom and Gomorrah,” a miniature version of the two Biblical cities engulfed in flames. The float’s designer, McPhee’s Department Store window dresser Bruce Carlson, was not able to accept his prize, however, as he was away visiting an aunt in Lawrence, KS for the weekend.
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