You’ve had a 3-day weekend and finished watching the Miss Universe Pageant with Ron (did you see Miss Venezuela stumble on her Q & A – WOW!). And you’re heading home.
And you start thinking about shaving your head.
Ron says that you shouldn’t because you have a weird shaped head. Yet, he always ogles guys that are head-shaven.
And before you know it you have the clippers in hand and you’re doing the #4. The hair is falling down into the sink and you think maybe this is some kind of ‘summer’s here’ renewal or ‘beginning June’ meme.
#4 goes well so you do #3 and before you know it you’ve got the #1 clippers on the trimmers and suddenly your head feels ten times lighter.
“Like a space monkey.”
And you can’t wait to surprise Ron who is gone for three days. Unless he reads this first.
And when you are doing your workout this morning you see a different man in the mirror and that seems to give you a fun sense of displacement.
Sunlight on your scalp feels so strange.