Shorn Again

It is Monday night and you’re feeling sort of squirrely.

You’ve had a 3-day weekend and finished watching the Miss Universe Pageant with Ron (did you see Miss Venezuela stumble on her Q & A – WOW!). And you’re heading home.

And you start thinking about shaving your head.

Ron says that you shouldn’t because you have a weird shaped head. Yet, he always ogles guys that are head-shaven.

And before you know it you have the clippers in hand and you’re doing the #4. The hair is falling down into the sink and you think maybe this is some kind of ‘summer’s here’ renewal or ‘beginning June’ meme.

#4 goes well so you do #3 and before you know it you’ve got the #1 clippers on the trimmers and suddenly your head feels ten times lighter.

“Like a space monkey.”

Andy, shaved head.

Andy, shaved head.

And you can’t wait to surprise Ron who is gone for three days. Unless he reads this first.

And when you are doing your workout this morning you see a different man in the mirror and that seems to give you a fun sense of displacement.

Sunlight on your scalp feels so strange.

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7 thoughts on “Shorn Again

  1. Sam

    Hey now, quit trying to steal my mojo… AND my ‘do!

    Kidding. You look totally objectifiable, as usual.

  2. Jake

    You look hot! Heck you’ll look great regardless if you have hair or not. If Ron doesn’t like it, call me! LOL It wouldn’t happen anyway since I have a feeling that Ron will like it. You are such a teaser! : )

  3. nigel

    you look irresistable honey, go and shave it all,
    Mr. Hot, you’re gonna look extremely hot and sexy

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