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Catholic Church Closes Down Limbo
I like events like this – when doctrine is revealed to be fluid and human (even if it is centuries behind): “The conclusion of this study is that there are theological and liturgical reasons to hope that infants who die without baptism may be saved and brought into eternal happiness even if there is not [...]
Chicago Parents Say That Fellatio Begins At Home
Holy hymens, Batman! A teacher out in the burbs had the nerve to teach sex ed and suggest that maybe – just maybe – genitals go other places besides other monogamous child-making one-ping-only genitals: “How to penetrate the vagina, ejaculation and stuff like that,” Hampton said of the materials. “I think the parents felt it [...]
Dear Paula Zahn,
I don’t give a shit about Tom and Katie. Hugs, Andy p.s. A much more exciting story is the rumors that Tom carries a genetic marker to sire cyclops babies or that Nicole was really an XY-chromosome woman.
Your Sac is Large and in Charge
Yes, I am completely immature. I read the website for the souped-up beanbag, the LoveSac and chortled at a select few quotes and the implications of scrotal imagery: Utility straps reduce the size of your Sac to fit through doors and crevices. For those who can’t handle the sheer girth of a SuperSac, we offer [...]
Oscars 2006 – The 78th Academy Awards
(spent the hour of the Oscars watching 24 on A & E but I did see the montage of homoerotic western quotes including Gregory Peck propositioning (was it?) Charlton Heston) I like all the constant references to how you can only experience the power of cinema in front of a big screen. I think this [...]
Oprah: Tom Cruise Talks About Breaking Up with Katie Holmes
Okay not really. But it is a nice video mix of Oprah’s Jame Frey shakedown and the legendary ‘I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES’ Tom Crusie episode.
Flight Home, Coachville, Hubris, Bouffants, Slovenliness
(from the Thanksgiving trip – written on Wednesday, November 24) It is Wednesday morning and I am zooming to Midway in a taxi. It is 6:17 am and it is snowing. Yes, friends, snowing. One annoyance with this old Sony PCG-SRX87 is that the hard drive never seems to shut up. There’s over half of [...]
Men Have Orgasms, Wome Have Babies
Cherie goes for the Lysistrata approach: (not agreeing with her equating pregnancy as hosting a parasite) This is about women having sex, and who gets to be in charge of that sex. Most of the people who object to the wide, easy availability of birth control are men. These men have the luxury of assuming [...]
TV May Rewire Kids’s Brains
Arcim Perri blogs this nugget: For every hour of television watched daily, two groups of children — ages 1 and 3 — faced a 10 percent increased risk of having attention problems at age 7. Unrealistically fast-paced visual images typical of most TV programming may alter normal brain development. “The newborn brain develops very rapidly [...]
I feel GREAT!
The funniest faux commercial ever (QuickTime movie) for Nutrigrain. Another film asks the question: Someone, please think of the pinatas!