Screw the Children

(walking out of the gym, waiting for light at corner of  Diversey and Clark, monsoon-esque downpour)

Operative holding clipboard: ‘Scuse we sir do you have 40 seconds for Save the Children?

Andy: I can’t save the children today. I’m saving the environment today, impeachment tomorrow so I can’t save the children until Friday.

Operative: (laughs) Okay. Thanks.

(walks down Diversey to Panera)

Operaive holding clipboard II: ‘Scuse me sir do you have 40 seconds to Save the Environment?

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