I’ve often written how Ron says stuff to see if he can make me laugh – usually come faux-FOB-ism. In this case it drifted to my impending adoption of some kittens. I was saying how we have to get the numbered collar tags to help track the kitties.
Ron: Yes – we have to register our pussies.
All was quiet. This is usually where we both try to keep from laughing and he tries not to make eye contract. And of course we eventually start giggling. Yeah, I can just see walking into Petsmart and saying:
Yes, I’d like to register my pussy.