Rage. C_____ has brought her

Rage. C_____ has brought her Gateway Solo 3350 back from North Carolina for me to try to fix. I got all the email imported into MS Outlook. Now I’m trying to get the Palm IIIxe installed and syncing – only there isn’t a serial port in the back of the fucking thing. I attach the port replicator and one of the ports looks like it’s for I/O but whenever I attach anything in it the computer locks up. I’d try to do an infrared sync only there ISN’T AN INFRARED PORT. And I’d try to get a USB cradle for the Palm IIIxe but I don’t think they make one. And why don’t they ever number the COM ports on the outside of a computer – I still have never figured that one out. This is a fucking pain in my ass.