Prussian Blue

OMG, OMG, OMG, Noooooooooooo

That is scary

It’s rare when I’m totally speechless. I usually have a comment for pretty much everything.

Not this time.

Folk white power….see what i did there?! Were these the girls on Louis Theroux’s TV show a year or so ago? I can jus picture their pushy mum, when they reach “that” age, hookin up the DVD Twins Who Love ‘Folk’ - White-on-White Action. There’s that “folk” pun again, god i’m good…..

yup, the two little girls scare us all….well, i’m personally scared of how ignorantly they’ve been raised…dumb americans never fail to scare!

Where did this come from ?
Who is behind this ?
Obviously 12 year old twins cannot do this on their own.

There was an article on The Twins in Vice Magazine a couple of months ago, in the “Hate” issue.
Link:
http://www.viceland.com/issues_uk/v2n11/htdocs/hello.php/

If they were black twins with baggy pants and backward baseball caps rapping about gang violence and killing cops you guys would love them

These girls are extremely well educated, especially on matters concerning race, and understand racial issues at an extremely high level

“Prussian Blue” is not ’slang’ for anything. It is an actual colour that was mysteriously ABSENT from the alleged gas chambers. It should have been present if zyklon B had actually been used. This is just one reason of many why millions of people call it the “Hollow-hoax” or “Hollow-Co$t”.

Oh, and where is this “extreme genocidal hatred” you mention? The only genocidal hatred I see advocated in our society is directed towards white people. Why do wankers such as yourself see white people who appreciate their own culture and heritage as some kind of abhorent evil?

Why shouldn’t White people be proud of who they are!

if a black person says black power its hailed by all the political correct left winged people!

if i say White Power i am a racist!

i don’t hate any races, but i hate the people who try to colonize my own Fatherland! i support every nationalist, whatever color he has, as long as he stays in his own land!

a black person can be a racist too! but they are never punished!

proud to be White!

btw, 50% of my friends are of other races, and they agree with me.

50% of zero is still zero.

There is a difference between a black person yelling black power and a white person doing the opposite. For centuries all over the world, black people have been socialized to hate everything about themselves. Their yelling black power is a sign that they’re attempting to retake their dignity. By the way, which would you rather have, domination of a particular music genre (rap) or domination of the world?

the saddens me to sit here and read all of these hateful things yu people put on here ((and that wasnt racist that was say you people in the term of the haters)) i mean God made all of us so what if we arent pure it doesnt matter as long as we are decent humans which with racism you are not. why hate on people for being any color its not right for anyone not white, blacks, asians ect. racism is not accepted for any rce to hold. why can’t you all get over your insecurities of your color and just learn that color is a beautiful thing. Be proud of you ethnicticity but dont boast and put others down. Kindness will get you a far way so why dont you try it.

“As a nation, we began by declaring that all men are created equal. We now practically read it ‘all men are created equal, except Negroes.’ Soon it will read ‘all men are created equal, except Negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.’ When it comes to this, I should prefer emigrating to some county where they make no pretence of loving liberty. To Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.” Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Joshua Speed, 1854.

I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. From a note just before he was hung in 1859.

“…Humanity is outraged in me and with me. We must not dissimulate nor try to forget this indignation which is one of the most passionate forms of love.” George Sand. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. ” Martin Luther King

“The Irish enjoyed the widely circulated jest that the “Know-Nothings” have altered a portion of the Declaration of Independence, making it read thus: ‘Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Irishmen.” The anti-Irish Catholic hysteria that Lincoln refered to.

Pastor Martin Neimoller. He lived in Nazi Germany. Arrested, and sent to a concentration camp, he survived, and said this:
“First they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me.”

From the movie “Crossfire,” 1947

An anti-semetic soldier named Montgomery kills a Jewish soldier, then kills another man to cover up the first crime. Police Captain Findley is talking to a young soldier named Leroy, in order to get him to help catch the killer.
“Well…alright Leroy, but I’d like to tell you one more thing, then you can go if you want to. About a hundred years ago, in Ireland, the potato crop failed. It was serious. A lot of the Irish came over here, immigrants. Their talk was different, like yours, Leroy. Their religion was different. They were Catholics, most of them. They settled down in different places. They liked it here. One of them I know about, he’d been a farmer, stayed in Philadelphia. He worked, and saved to buy some land. He thought of himself as just another man living in America. But suddenly, one day, he looked around, and saw that something had happened. It frightened him. Fear and hatred of all Irish Catholics had developed, and spread like a terrible disease.
He saw that he wasn’t an American anymore - He was a dirty Irish Mic - a priest lover - a spy from Rome - a foreigner trying to rob men of jobs. He didn’t understand. He didn’t know what to do. He didn’t do much of anything - he couldn’t. One day when a bunch of men attacked his parish priest on the street, he waded in to help the priest. He managed to get him inside a store. That night, on the way home from work, he stopped off for a beer. When he left the bar, two men followed him, carrying empty whiskey bottles. They didn’t meant to kill him, they were just going to rough him up a little. They didn’t start out to kill, they just started out hating, the way Monty started out. But twenty minutes later, my grandfather was dead. That’s history, Leroy, they don’t teach it in schools, but its real American history, just the same. Thomas Findley was killed in 1848 just because he was an Irishman and Catholic. It happened many times. Maybe that’s hard for you to believe, Leroy, but its true. And last night, Joseph Samuels was killed just because he was a Jew. Do you see any difference, Leroy? Any difference at all? Hating is always the same, always senseless. One day it kills Irish Catholics, the next day Protestants, the next day Quakers. Its hard to stop. It can end up killing men who wear striped neckties - or people from Tennessee.” Leroy was from Tennessee.

When this race war they keep talking about breaks out, I know what side I will be on! Those swastikas they wear will make nice targets.

“SteveW Says:

December 21st, 2004 at 9:44 am
yup, the two little girls scare us all….well, i’m personally scared of how ignorantly they’ve been raised…dumb americans never fail to scare!
”

Wow, so you’re making fun of racists by talking shit about an entire country.

You’re a fucking jackass.

How sickening. Those two girls only sing about th ehatred and their disgusting thoughts. Those two are two little f*gs

Those two are two little f*gs

I know you mean figs and not fags.

I pity these fools, and i hope God helps them, because they need help.

Having read about those two girls all I can t hink of is something a famous german painter, Max Liebermann, said when being asked what he feels now the Nazis rule: “I just can’t eat as much as I want to throw up!” - The problem is, that the thing about post-natal abortion mentioned by someone else above does not really help the problem - the problem is not children who are taught evil things but stupid and ignorant grownups who teach children stupid things.
why not take all “white power”- lovers and ship them alltogether to the antarctic - there they would only see whites, so they should live happy and would not be bothering us others any longer…

These two are a little treat, aren’t they? I mean, who wouldn’t be tempted by their message of compasion and equality for all. All you have to do is look at their sweet little faces!

However i would recommend singing in tune if they are thinking about launching an all out assualt on the music charts of the world. Not that they would have any ideas about world domination of course. Well, not in a music sense anyway.

Rock on!

How’s about we all just get together and get jiggy. Des all dis sh*t goin on in da world and I fink dat we need to just get together and make sweet boogaloo - no matter what color asses we have.

Even though dose girls are pro white, I recon when their older I’d love to give em a bit of dis bruvva and his ebony wand. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT WILLIS!!!!

Black bitches are much better than those skinny pale-ass muthafuckas you call white! There ain’t nothing I love more than a bitch grinding her big juicy hump right in my face before me and my homies teach that bitch a thing or two! White asses are just too pale man, too pale and too skinny for my liking. Dem black asses are just finger-lickin good yo!!

I have a couple of nukes going spare, how’s about we use them on these racist biggots? They’re not just proud of being white, they sing about “Victory Day” when they’re race will reign supreme. This is just madness (and that’s coming from me!!!).

Its like watching the spawn of Satan rise up and write shit songs about how great it is to be a Nazi - lets face it the only difference between us all is a good suntan.

I feel compelled and contest some of the views presented on this website. In particular, I find those of BlackPower very disturbing and frankly, way off the mark.

The casual way he throws around terms like ‘bitches’ and ‘big juicy humps’ makes my blood boil and my gorge rise. His sweeping stereotyped observations have no basis in fact and show a shameful lack of appreciation for the females amongst us.

“White asses are just too pale man, too pale and too skinny for my liking”

This may be so, Mr Power, but that is your opinion only. I have seen a great many “white asses” in my time, many of which were rotund, if not morbidly obese and found them all to be a delight. The often greenish tint to the skin is often complemented by strange, milky smell that i find strangly compelling.

I hope you give the issues i have raised here some thought, and mend your ways.

Peace.

As I say, I recommend a listen…. http://www.isound.com/biography/david_bonner

I’ve got a song for you. Its from the band Red Rider, called “Lunatic Fringe”
“Lunatic Fringe / I know you’re out there / You’re in hiding / And you hold your meetings /
I can hear you coming / Know what you’re after / We’re wise to you this time /
We won’t let you kill the laughter / Lunatic Fringe / In the twilights last gleaming /
This is open season / But you won’t get too far / ‘Cause you got to blame someone /
For your own confusion / We’re on guard this time / Against your final solution/
We can hear you coming / We can hear you coming / No, you’re not gonna win this time
We can hear the footsteps / We can hear the footsteps / Way out along the walkway
Lunatic Fringe / We all know you’re out there / can you feel the resistance /
Can you feel (the thunder)

This song is dedicated to the memory of Raoul Wallenberg, a man of peace and courage

Lyrics not sung “But in these new dark ages / There will still be light / An eye for an eye /

Well before you go under” Written by Tom Cochrane 1981 LP “As Far As Siam”

I hope you will all look this song up, and listen to it.

LICK MY BALLS Y’ALL

ok well i cant imagine these two little girls saying stuff the way they do ant they dont even know about what really happened i think they should go to the museum and see what really happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i seriously blame there MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynx and Lamb show hope for a future. If they succeed in shutting them down then truly you are:

Welcome to my nightmare!

I am living in a nightmare, whence I cannot awake. Welcome to my Nightmare.

This is the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. Whisper the truth in the brave, free land and they call you a bigot. Suggest the obvious and your are a fascist. Welcome to my Nightmare.

We give cash money, free medical services, food stamps, free housing, and utility subsidies to the poorest class of society, as a payment for producing welfare babies, usually illegitimate. Those who pay the taxes for these services-the workers-must first pay their taxes and then pay retail prices for goods and services. Welcome to my Nightmare.

Everyone can do everything as well as anyone else, whether they can or not. If the test results prove otherwise, change the tests. We no longer value equality of opportunity, but rather equality of result. Equality of opportunity means that some will fail; therefore, boost up all those who might fail, even though now no one may succeed. We must now discriminate in favor of minority children and grandchildren, and against other children and grandchildren, in the name of justice. Welcome to my Nightmare.

Lawyers and judges control every facet of our lives, public and private. No one is safe from a lawsuit, no matter how ridiculous. Policemen cannot arrest, teachers cannot teach, bureaucrats cannot administer, without fear that they soon will answer to somebody’s lawyer, for some half-forgotten mistake. So, in many cases, they do nothing at all. Welcome to my Nightmare.

You may speak these words privately, because everyone knows they are true. You may not speak them publicly, because then you are intolerant; you despise the and you smile upon oppression. We adore freedom of speech, but do not dare use it. Use it, and we will punish you. Welcome to my Nightmare.

….oh i forgot to mention, black bitches have big asses, which I lurve. I also lurve skinny white asses but dat all depends on what mood I is in. Who knows, I might want both at the same time!!

ha ha ha, y’all know I love pussy - dats right!!

HA HA!!!!

black power knows it yo!!!

floydhasselbaink@googlemail.com

i have just read all these comments, and i have to say, i am quite shocked that anyone could feel positive about these scary girls. black people are open about being black because, for thousands of years it was a curse to be black, you would always be of lower class. jews have been discriminated against since shakespeare and before, and the holocaust which makes me upset that these girls are on hitlers side. most of the people that followed him, feared him, is that what we want our nation to be? i thought the world was becoming a better place,
i thought the world was losing all its racism, and hopefully one day that will be true, but not for a very long time.

and that thing about black and white people having black kids, theyre only going to have children with people they love, so that kid would be loved and have a much better, open life than those of nazi loving white people.

poor girls…maybe they’ll end up dead like most nazis did

i don’t know about any of you guys. I’m white and i like all types of people. But someone had a point earlier when they said blacks were treated like they were inferior to everything, so they should be able to do all the stuff they do. I really wouldn’t care cause it has nothing to do with me or my own life. I have seen people throwing up the white power sign but i think it’s really stupid. Most black people don’t even have the advantages a white person has. so all the white person is doing is just making a fool of himself. I’m not saying we shoudn’t be proud of our race. I alsothnk we should mix it up. My husband is black and we have a wonderful child. Yes he does look black but we love him all the same.

DAS RIGHT BABY GIRL, WHITE GIRLS AND BIG BLACK DICKS - DATS WHUT ITS AALL ABOUT!!!

About time dat sum one agrees wid me on interracial luvvin. Damn baby girl, I dont even know what choo looks like but you got me trippin just thinkin about yo pink white ass, workin up to a big black dick, before you gets pounded by a brutha.

I’m diggin wid what you and your husband is down with, the whole marriage and love and shit - its cool.

thing is, dat shit aint for me man. Only one pussy to fuck for the rest of my life? dat shit just aint happenin man!! Anyhoo, y’all might kno already dat I lurves to fuck so if dares any bitches wantin to bump and grind wid a bruvva, just mail me at floydhasselbaink@googlemail.com.

allo i am a white man and i am tired of “black power”. he might not be a rascist but he definitely a sexist.

I like the ladies as much as anyone else with a willy (not included gays - dont get me started on fucking faggots) but I dont feel that i have to describe my sexual preferences to everyone in this forum.

how would blackpower like it if i said that I like it when my wife ties me up covers my balls in jam and gets the dog to lick it off??? exactly - i’m sure he would prefer I hadnt shared that little nugget of perverted secrecy with everyone.

and for the record, your comments about asians are quite rascist. not all of them yellow bastards are good at computers.

How can ‘Againsttheshit’ say that white people have an advantage over black people?

Although i have never met a coloured lady or gentleman, i recently watched the documentary ‘Blade’ and was shocked to see what i assume is an ordinary example of a black man indulging in all sorts of karate-kicking high jinx. He was able to be shot, stabbed and thrown from impossible heights with no obvious ill effects.

Now call me naive, but if i tried half of these in my local high street, then i think i would be lucky to get away with a night in the cells. At worst, it could mean hostipal time.

OMG

What’s not to like?

you is a mentalist

Ha Ha Ha Kendall you is wack man! Hey baby girl, dats just way that a talk, thats my language man. When you is older, I might even talk to you in my first language - the language of lurve you knows wut i’m saying man!

BlackPower, you perv! You can forget about love! And Fanny, I don’t love Bush. I don’t even like him! Well, he’s gonna hafta retire in 2 yrs anyway.

Yeah, you’re right. Hey, what say we desrtoy their band? I heard that they got under hot water when they said the money donated to Hurricane Katrina victims should go to whites only. I’ve heard crazy remarks from them before, but that time, they went way(And that’s a BIG “way”) too far! They shoulsd be forced to go to a predominantly Black church like that one dude who assaulted a Black guy! For example, mine. And to ingebord…I sure do hope they end up dead like most Nazis.

yer i agree … theyre hoes

hey yer, i agree with grace and shazi … wen they is olda they is gna look lyk hooooes …. lol nah i duno , they trying to hard, lyk i dun even rkn theyre dat mainstream so y are they even trying … stupid tossers … they myt hav al these african dudes after them or sum dudes dat myt be good looking and they gna think is hot … nd wat r they gna do .. shoot them?? naaaaaah … when they hit puberty how r they gna control theyre … um … how do i say it … whu they lyk …. wat if they r randomly attracted to sum blak guy or sumone, but they dont want to bcuz they dont lyk them … but they really dooo … but they dont want to … then wat r they gna do … elope and betray their mother and like go live on an island … that wud make it better for everyone aity im out, I LUV GRACE AND SHAZI … C UZ AT SKWL

When I was on the set of Flash Gordon, I formed a conversation with a Black gentlemen - one of the caterers. Anyway, I can say that he formed a well-structured argument as to the feasability of the pedestrianisaton of Norwich City centre. Suffice to say, it would be unfair and innappropriate to agree that (in my experience) all other races other than white are stupid.

If we were talking about sexes, then obviously the female sex is abysmally stupid. Women are only good for 3 things: sucking, fucking and blowing!

I think me and Black Power would get along like a house on fire, as I would recon we have sterling similarities in our respect to women (or ‘Bitches’ as he so elequently puts it).

I have never banged a black woman before, only teabagged one, but I would very much like to.

hey peeps its me again, i didnt literally mean they were whores fool, i jus say dat bout errbody whu i dun lyk … jeez … newayz, i dunlyk dis … peter duncan character, u r totally degrading women, well u guys are just tossers … pd … ur one crazy fool man … i wunder how ur gf wud feel if she heard dis … ormayb u aint gud enuff to get oen … HA … newayz … bak to da topic, i dun lyk these girls and they probly wontlike me cuz im blak … dou rekn if i met them nd i poked them or accidentally pushed past them, do u rkn theyd b lyk “OMGGGGGG … I HAVE TO GO WASH THAT AREA WHERE THAT DIRTY GIRL TOUCHED ME … BCUZ SHE DOESNT HAV BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR” AYYYE … did u kno, i dun even rkn dese girls are naturally blonde, they islyk lightlight dirty blondish light browney, cuz in sum pics i see dey gots regrowth … so haha … they aint real aryans or watever …. i duno, they justaint tru blondes … well they might b cuz theys stupid

Timothy here. Having known Peter from his our days on Flash (ah aah!), I can confirm that he is neither solely sexist or racist, but a cunning mixture of the two.

I remember one particular incident on set when Peter, Prince Vultan and myself were enjoying the delights of a couple of Ming’s(the Merciless)servant girls. I think one may have been black.

“dive!” Vultan roared and began to tuck into a particularly tasty pie.

Suddenly I hear “Flash Gordon approaching!” and turn around to see Flash with his pants around his ankles and that familiar look in his eyes.

“I’m riding the skin boat into tuna town!” He screamed, eyeballs bulging and began to shuffle forward, drool bubbling on his lips.

Well, we all knew what Flash was like, but Peter was new in town and didn’t take kindly to the interruption. He moved like a blur, taking Flash by the throat and groin and together they rolled into the pit of eyes.

Peter was first to his feet, teeth bared and smelling of sex. He caught Flash with a quick one-two to the face and throat and then went in for the bear hug. I looked across at Vultan, both instantly realising that Peter had made a fatal error.

Suddenly the sleeper woke! A mighty roar burst from Flash and he headbutted Peter twice in quick succession, loosening his grip and then unleashed an uppercut that drove his opponent into the far wall.

Now I knew where this was going. Flash still hadn’t been satisfied in the only way that mattered, and as I saw his eyes focus on Peter for the fist time I knew I had to intervene.

“Freeze! Yer bloody bastards!” I screamed as I jumped into the pit.

“Get out of my way Timmy,” Flash breathed “I only want what’s mine!”.

I think it was then that I knew I would have to kill him.

If he got a hand on me, then it would all be over. I was certainly no shorty, but in real life Flash was nearly 7ft tall and had the reach of a baboon. It was time for a distraction.

I took out the American Football that I kept stashed in my pants for emergencies and threw it towards my adversary. A glazed look came over his face - a look I’d seen many times on his face at orgies just before eruption, and then as he realised what it was hurtling towards him it changed to one of rapt, contented attention.

This was my chance!

I sped forward with the speed of a puma, spun three times in the air, and scissor kicked Flash in the face before he had even had the chance to catch the ball.

Just before he fell screaming into the waiting nest of eyes, I was almost sure I saw a look on his face that was half shocked, half aroused - and then he was gone.

“Gordon’s alive?” Mewled Vultan, as I dragged Peters unconscious form out of the arena.

“Not this time old friend, not this time.”

Reading these latest replies has reminded me of an only too similar situation.

On a recent ‘trip’ to Amsterdam, I found myself in a rather embarrassing clench with a male prostitute and what can only be described as ‘the filthiest midget in Holland’. Having paid the going rate to be entertained by my well hung African friend Condor Hotrod, I suddenly realized the ‘vertically challenged’ midget was trying to help herself to my wallet. As I was wearing my trousers at the time, I thought this was some kind of depraved sexual encounter I had heard of years before back at boarding school, however to my horror the little gypsy had set the whole thing up. Well what was I to do? I asked her to remove her small hand from my trouser pocket as I removed myself from Condor. Condor looked at me and whispered the following words…’for Queen and country James?’ to which I replied, ‘No, for me!’.

As you can imagine, the whole episode was very embarrassing for all involved. I made my apologies and left the premises to rejoin my wife and children on a visit the Anne Franks dwelling.

Get the fuck outta here chamone!!

Dats right!

You’re one to talk, Peter Duncan! You can’t type any better!

toss bag

Hey, guys, y’know what I found out? Okay, get this: according to the 2003 Census, there are about 194 million something White people in this world! So Prussian Blue and RAHOWA might as well give up! They’re not trying to preserve the White Race! They’re only weighing it down!

WTF Is Minge? Duuude, you just used up like,5 comment boxy thingys just to spell MINGE.

P

Well WTF didn’t you just say so?! Lemme guess: The “minge” is a woman’s …thing where she has her period sometimes, if you know what I mean.

I say, who fancies giving it a little bit of a suck on the old pipe?

Sonic Riders??

sounds like a vibrator to me.

you cant be 12, I bet you’re 43.

No,no,no! It’s a video game that has Sonic in it. They all have the word”Sonic” in it, then what kind of game it is. See, Sonic Riders is kinda like all the other Sonic games, except for he’s got new shoes, sunglasses, and all the characters ride on Air Boards/skates/bikes(Except for Eggman, he always rides on bikes).
Haven’t you ever heard of Sonic The Hegdehog?! Dude, if you haven’t, you’re a total loser!>:)
And btw, I am 12. I don’t mess with vibrators.

WTF IS EVERYBODY?!>( Why haven’t you sent me any replies for…a week and 3/4?! Have you all abandoned me?! Whatever I did or said, I’M SORRY! I REEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLY miss you guys!

Yeah,I agree with you. And btw, thank you for leaving a comment!! I thought everyone had abandoned me!^_^

Well,it’s about time you came back!>_

Mia raises some interesting points in her post about the plight of Mexicans in today’s society.

I remember when i was filming ‘The Living Daylights’ back in ‘83 when Q walked onto the set with a tasty latin piece. Now, i’ll do anything with a backbone, but latina ladies are a particualr weakness of mine and Q knew it.

‘Salutations Timmy’ he crooned, while his coffee coulored goddess gently nibbled at his wasted earlobe.

‘Didn’t think you had any scenes today, old timer’ i bit back between clenched teeth.

‘Oh i don’t’ came the retort ‘but i just though i’d pop by and introduce you to Chantico here before i rip the back out of her, if you know what i mean?’

I knew alright. Cunt.

They’ve done a lotta stuff like…created some of the words that we use in the English Language and stuff Like That!

…Yes. AND the French, and germans, and Japanese,etc.

Okay,One:I MEANT THEY HELPED CREATE SOME OF THE WORDS WE USE TODAY,n00b!Two: I’m a girl >_

Okay,Lemme answer your questions.
1.No. I don’t dwell on stuff like that.
2.I am from Indiana
3.Um…n-no.
4.Yes,I’m a girl!
5.No I’m twelve.I hate pervs.

o_0 WTF is wanking??

Hello again ‘Officer’, i see you are spreading your own special brand of fascism to another corner of the internet.

Demonising those who open themselves up to the pleasures of the quickening hand serves no greater good, indeed impresionable youths like Mr Maxwell could be irreperably harmed by your half-baked instruction and ideals.

I’m not here to argue with you my friend, just to ask that you show some leniency and some understanding. Mr Kendall is entering that time in a boys life where he can shut his eyes, lube up, dorn some headphones and pretty much wank solid for a day. It’s a great time, one which sould be celebrated (although not actually celebrated as that may be embarassing) and you should not attempt to sully it in any way with your dark age morals.

It’s time to slip and slide Kendal. Let loose the milky pellets from your purple headed shotgun with a smile knowing that you are doing what man and monkeys have done since time immemorial.

Wank on!

AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! FOR THE LAST F**KIN TIME,I AM A F**KIN GIRL!!! >_

I’ve just been reading some of these posts and it reminded me of an ‘A-List’ celebrity that I saw in the street the other day.

I was walking down the street on my way to the post office to get my road tax, when who pulls up next to me and asks for directions to the “Powerhouse Nightclub”? Well, it was none other than Sam J Jones, the moderately famous star of the movie Flash Gordon!

Now, comparing him to how I remember his persona in the movie, he’s certainly let himself go. From just looking at him sat in his rustly little Vauxhall Viva I could see by his gut that he had been “living the good life”. I would have not believed it was him had his notoriously long member not been erect, pronouncing its presence by elevating his fat stomach above the steering wheel.

“Hey Handsome!” Sam called with a horny smile and a glint in his eye. A glint that I had read about in Timothy Dalton’s autobiography. A glint that he got when he was horny. A glint that he was notorious for. A glint that I found strangely aluring (for a straight man).

“You know where abouts the Powerhouse nightclub is?” he asked. At this point I wasnt even sure if he really wanted to know directions, or was just making conversation to suss out if I was gay - not that it would have mattered from what I read about Sam in Mr Daltons book. “Sure” I said. “it’s just up the road - how’s about you give me a lift there because I’m going to the post office just around the corner from there?”. “Would love to” Sam replied, “I would DEEPLY love to”.

Anyway, I climbed into the decrepit little Vauxhall and saw on the dashboard, a large gallery of polaroid photographs of naked young men, each with a name and date. Sam then pointed to a space on his dashboard and calmly said with steel-cold conviction “thats where you’re going after I’ve ripped your colon apart”. Of course, I was a little taken aback partly because he so abruptly cut-short the pleastantries, but mostly because I thought “I dont want my colon ripped apart!”.

Anyway, Sam sensed I was uneasy about the fate of my arsehole and to “seal the deal” began reciting lines from the Flash Gordon movie. This of course was more than enough to convince me, and I was bent over the back seat of his Viva quicker than a flash (pardon the pun). It didn’t take long for the fat bastard to navigate the car to an abrupt halt on the high street and mount me like an unforgiving elephant. He didnt even give me time to pull down my Levis, and penetrated my anus through the strong denim - he’d done that before! With every stroke I couldn’t help thinking “jesus this fat bastard weighs a tonne” but I didnt mind, I was getting fucked after all, by Flash Gordon.

Anyway, the screen idol wasn’t riding me for very long before he climaxed, shouting “Flash is COMING!!!” and then discarded me like a used condom. He quickly took my photo as I lay in a sweaty, bloody, cum-covered heap on the cheap pleather interior of his car, then ordered me to get out, shouting “get out of my Viva you cheap whore”.

Obviously its not the most conventional circumstances to meet a screen idol, but it still counts. Although I’m sure if I’d met a star that was less-renowed for being a sexual predator, I’m sure it would have been a tale that I could have shared with my wife and kids however I dont regret it. My only regret is that I had to go straight home following the encounter as my bleeding arsehole was on show to all through the hole ripped in my jeans - I never