I haven’t even been officially hired yet and already I’m getting a promotion! The Greedy Bastard in me wanted a raise of course but then I found out that salary shift is linear not upward. Plus, consider:

Great salary + work from home + benefits + flexibility + small progressive smarty-pants company = Get your bitch-ass in the kitchen and make me a pie before I slap you in the face!


Published by Andy

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

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