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Posted the following ad on Yahoo! Personals:

Man seeks Man: Hunky Brainiac Seeks Same; Chicago, Illinois
Age: 25 Ethnicity: Caucasian (white) Religion: Catholic
Education: College Employment: Full time
Profile: Athletic/Fit, Non-Smoker, Occasional Drinker, No children
Interests: Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies Music Theater

SWBiM: 25, 5’8″, 150#, wkout 5x/wk (don’t we all?), str8 a/a (how can you look straight with a cock in your mouth?), d/d free (no bathhouses), top (I’m just a very giving person), lean (getting leaner), muscular (getting buffer), sensual (nice hands), smart (Mensa), sexy (known to dance shirtless), affectionate (just don’t cling while I’m trying to sleep), boy-next-door (or next-to-you), clean-cut (wholesome as apple pie), corporate (sucking the corporate tit), creative (pianist, writer), (raised) Catholic. Live by myself in Uptown. Into the scene (Roscoe’s, Circuit, Berlin) but not the drama. Current obsessions: Pink, Dancer in the Dark, creatine, Lords of Acid, Scully’s baby, MiniDiscs, Nine Inch Nails. Drug fiends stay away – Take your K another day, if you blackout before you wake, a whoring fool of youself you’ll make.

Also put this one in the M4W category:

Man seeks Woman: Seeking Miss Smarty-Pants; Chicago, Illinois
Age: 25 Ethnicity: Caucasian (white) Religion: Catholic
Education: College Employment: Full time
Profile: Athletic/Fit, Non-Smoker, Occasional Drinker, No children
Interests: Dancing, Family, Movies Music Theater

Description: Hey ladies – here’s the usual: SWM 25, 5’8″, 150#, dark brown hair, green eyes… lean-cut and clean-cut, sensual sexy smarty-pants. Looking to date, dine, recline, entwine… Current obsessions: Pink, Dancer in the Dark, creatine, Lords of Acid, Scully’s baby, MiniDiscs, Nine Inch Nails, compulsive diarist. Seeking independent gals who don’t need me around – but want me around… I like thin chicks or a gal with a little meat on her bones but nothing too bodacious. Take it easy y’all.

We’ll see how I do.