Did anyone watch any of the South Park marathon on Comedy Central this weekend? I probably watched about 10 episode’s worth. Some of that stuff is just so damned funny. Cartman never fails to entertain me:

Screw you guys I’m going home!

My mom says there’s a lot of black people Africa.

Democrats piss me off!

Look out for Charlie!

No kitty this is my po’ pie. No kitty that’s a bad kitty. NO KITTY!

During their previews for next season they keep showing Cartman in school screaming at Mr. Garrison:

Suck mah bawlz!

Which of course made me stay up and watch the South Park movie where Cartman tells Mr. Garrison:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would YOU like to go suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Cartman: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, actually, what I said was… (grabs a megaphone out of nowhere) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?

I know it’s stupid and juvenile but I can’t stop saying that to myself and giggling.

Haven’t seen Team America yet. Probably will by myself – I doubt Ron’ll want to go.

Published by <span class='p-author h-card'>Andy</span>

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

4 replies on “Park’d

  1. The first episode of South Park I ever saw was “Cartman Gets An Anal Probe”. I don’t think I have ever laughed so uncontrollably. I also don’t think I have ever come so close to pissing my pants while laughing.

  2. I loved “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”. Especially the part where Mr. Kitty kept meowing and Cartman had farted on Mr. Kitty and set him on fire. That was so funny!

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