Oh, I'm a-hurtin' y'all. Hydrating

Oh, I’m a-hurtin’ y’all. Hydrating like a maniac but my headache persists. I think I killed off all my digestive microbes last night. I need some yogurt. At least now I won’t have to get sloshed for opening night tonight. Jesus Christ. I have that feeling where everything seems about a foot farther away than it actually is – akin to wearing a mask. God-Christ.