Obama Releases 500-000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

"Next up: American in Favor of Withdrawing Emotionally from Afghanistan. Then: Ke$ha's Rumspringa Comes to a Close."

Obama Releases 500-000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

The emergency influx of bachelors is expected to combat crisis levels of good men ready for something real.


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