Nation’s Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

WASHINGTON–We tried to treat our customers like adults- and they took advantage of our generosity- said Burger King CEO Brian Thomas Swette- who was visibly upset after hearing that Americans on average use 14 ounces of ketchup per fast food meal.

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