Naked- Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can't Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder

'Guests of the Sheraton hotel confirmed hearing alternating bellows of pain and pleasure emanating from the building's top floor and what sounded like the exact figure of the U.S. federal deficit screamed out in ecstasy.'

Naked- Tied-Up Paul Ryan Tells Staff He Can't Prepare For Debate Unless They Slap Him Harder

DANVILLE- KY–Lying fully nude with his wrists and ankles tied to the corners of his hotel room bed- an intense- sweat-drenched Paul Ryan reportedly told his staffers today that the only way he could prepare for Thursday night's vice-presidenti…