My Sarah Palin Conspiracy (With an Assist from Sam)

Andy: oh yes [Palin cancels appearance at RNC Tuesday night] – yup it is on the Gnews http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&nolr=&q=palin+cancels&btnG=Search

Sam: jesus

Andy: I wonder if they are going to switch her out. and it wasn’t even: OH SHE GON BE AT GUSTAV

Sam: i don’t see how it’s not a legitimate concern to her base…   hwo can she possibly be going for this job considering the wreck of her family

Andy: I know. it isn’t because she has a vagina – it is because she’s got a NEWBORN. unless hubbie is staying home… like a fag

Sam: well that and she’s got a teenage girl who is crying out for fucking help

Andy: 🙂 well there’s that

Sam: and instead of trying to manage this they are bringing babydaddy along for the ride. levi, who is a self-described “redneck”

Andy: exactly. she found the worst possible chump and got knocked up. AND she supposedly had mono as she’s pregnant?

Sam: i’m sorry, that retarded baby is hers, not sarah’s

Andy: so you think Bristol gave birth to the tarder tot 😉 and then turned around and got re-knocked up?

Sam: it’s happened before.

Andy:  mmkay

Sam: my first theory was she’s not even pregnant at all right now. and she will “miscarry”. that’s my conspiracy theory
Andy: OH. tha’ts a good one. OH SAM. OH SAM.

Sam: yes YES!!

Andy: she isn’t appearing tonight because of the miscarriage. CONVENIENT EXIT. nobody gets aborted

Sam: OH EM GEE

Andy: sympathies felt – flowers sent – continues to qualify for speakers circuit

Sam: right, and anybody who questions it is belittling their experience.  as a family. the stress of this all just caused her mucous plug to shoot out like a bullet from her mom’s shotgun – no one was injured.

Andy: YES

Sam: liberals caused the death of yet another defenseless child

One thought on “My Sarah Palin Conspiracy (With an Assist from Sam)

  1. CHRISTA MILLER

    ANDY AND SAM ?
    YOUR SICK POST ABOUT SARAH PALIN MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER YOU TWO ARE NOT ONLY SEVERELY MENTALLY CHALLENGED ASSHOLES OR JUST IN NEED OF A GOOD LAY VIA SARAH’S SHOTGUN.
    SHE COULD PLAY A COOL GAME WITH YOU TWO WEIRDOS THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE CAVE YOU’RE LIVING IN.EACH OF YOU RENT A MOOSE OUTFIT AND HIDE IN THE BUSHES BY HER HOUSE
    AND WHEN THAT GUN TOTING GAL TRIES OUT HER NEW BAZOOKA ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS AIM AT THE BUSHES AND TAKE CARE OF THE TRASH HIDING THERE. AS FAR AS CALLING HER HUBBY A FAG? SORRY BUB LOOK IN THE MIRROR. ABOUT THAT ABORTION COMMENT ? ANDY AND SAMS MOM SHOULD HAVE HAD ONE THEN I WOULD NOT HAVE SEEN THEIR POST.

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