From a commenter on Metafilter talking about Norbit:
Oh god, that thing. I was tricked into watching part of it by my old roommate, and it was like a paralytic neurotoxin destroyed my ability to move for the first half, until a temporary interruption allowed me to flee the room screaming. If he ever tried to ask me to watch the second half, I’d probably react the same way as if he had said “Hey, want to try a test run on this machine I built to stuff angry lampreys up your asshole?” At least it wasn’t Soul Plane. That movie gave me cancer of the soul.