Andy

March 7, 2014

Monocle-Nucleosis Epidemic Strikes Nation's Trendiest People

More monocle contempt: "[ACCESSORIES]- which were formerly popular with [WEALTH LEVEL] [PROFESSION] and lesbians from [CITY] in [ERA] have recently come back into vogue. [THIS MAN] owns a store that sells them and so does [THIS MAN]. You cannot buy them anywhere."

Monocle-Nucleosis Epidemic Strikes Nation's Trendiest People

On Thursday- the New York Times- America's controversial monocle pamphlet- made waves when it announced the sizzling new trend among monocles- which is: for people to be wearing them.