Mitt’s Makeup, Edwards’s Haircuts

Can we dispense with all the Oooh they spend money on their personal appearance so they must be effette cheese-eating surrender monkeys coverage? I would hope my politicans and candidates spend money a stylist and a makeup artist as needed just like I hope they choose designers for their sites, mailings and bumper stickers.

When I am inaugurated I’m gonna be so Botoxed my entire face won’t move. I’ll have so much makeup on I’ll have to sweat out the backs of my knees.