Mitt’s Makeup, Edwards’s Haircuts

Can we dispense with all the Oooh they spend money on their personal appearance so they must be effette cheese-eating surrender monkeys coverage? I would hope my politicans and candidates spend money a stylist and a makeup artist as needed just like I hope they choose designers for their sites, mailings and bumper stickers.

When I am inaugurated I’m gonna be so Botoxed my entire face won’t move. I’ll have so much makeup on I’ll have to sweat out the backs of my knees.

Published by Andy

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

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