Middle America, Moron America, Deliverance America

I’m tired of ceding Middle America to these assholes. You’re Middle America, I’m Middle America (or, at least, my folks are and I was until I moved to the godless coast)—Obama won Middle America. She’s not Middle America, she’s Moron America. Hell, she’s so far out of America that you have to cross another country to get there. She’s not Middle America, she’s Backwoods Buttfuck America. She’s Stump Jumper America. She’s got more in common with Deliverance America than she does with the honest, hard-working middle of America that subsidizes her hypocritical fake-folksy ignorant bullshit.

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