Meningitis Outbreak in Boystown

3 men are dead as an outbreak of meningitis rips through the north side. The public health department is offering free vaccines which protect from 4 of the 6 know strains.

That’s it – I’m done kissing people on the lips – I hate it when I meet them and everyone has to hug and then it was always a kiss on the cheeks and then now it’s become a peck on the lips. I’m done being European. Screw these people.

But don’t worry – I’m sure that the bathhouses and chat rooms are still filled to the brim. Why let becoming dead or deaf get in the way of your recommended daily allowance of barebacking?

Update: I should be fair and point out that the health centers are offering vaccines for the taking and one of the bars even had a vaccination station in their beer garden.