Steroids are bad, mm’kay!
He played the gay card, too!
I’ll do anything for the children! What about the children and families! I’ll do anything but tell the truth.
What a wuss.
Orphans! Kids homes! ‘Heed the call!’ Task forces! Army service! Courage soldiers! Mom! Apple pie! Lou Gehrig’s Disease! Skin cancer! Sun safety!
Later: Why can’t they just answer every question with the true answer: MONEY.