Did anyone see this crap?
Steroids are bad, mm’kay!
He played the gay card, too!
I’ll do anything for the children! What about the children and families! I’ll do anything but tell the truth.
What a wuss.
Orphans! Kids homes! ‘Heed the call!’ Task forces! Army service! Courage soldiers! Mom! Apple pie! Lou Gehrig’s Disease! Skin cancer! Sun safety!
Later: Why can’t they just answer every question with the true answer: MONEY.