Laura Bush to Do Gang Outreach

Old Co-worker: This is fabulous – north korea has nuclear weapons

Andy: oh shit on us

Old Co-worker: and we are concerned about a country that can’t even generate power for its citizens

Andy: exactly – we are so screwed – did I tell you I finally got around to reading 1984 last week. OMG – it was awesome. Brave New World is next!

Old Co-worker: oh you’ll love brave new world – infinitely better than 1984

Andy: ooo ooo – and I might re-read Handmaid’s tale for a trifecta

Old Co-worker: ha! You are making good use of your time off…

Andy: YEAh – Laura Bush is going to do Gang Outreach – give me a fucking break.

Old Co-worker: whoo hoo – but, she’s so, you know, in touch – with the issues and stuff

Andy: I hope they all have KILL WHITEY tattoed on their foreheads.

Old Co-worker: At least she has experience with people with drug problems – snark

Andy: YES! maybe she Lynne Cheney should do muff-diving outreach for ex-lesbians since she wrote that porn novel years ago. I just made myself laugh.

Old Co-worker: oh well, look at it this way: we’re more than half-way through! what could POSSIBLY happen in the next four years? How bad could it get? How evil could he be? Rove promoted to deputy chief of staff – why doesn’t he just create a cabinet post and call it secretary for rasputin affairs?

Published by Andy

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

5 replies on “Laura Bush to Do Gang Outreach”

  1. I was gonna say that. Anyway, I guess she’s just grown tired of reading books to the young negro children. We’ll see how many razor blades she can hide under her tongue by 2008.

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