Joe gets attacked by fundie Christian nutterbutters at the train station:
She tried to hand me a pack of Big Red, along with a card that asked "What do we really know about Jesus?" I spotted a second carton of gum on the ground by her feet. "If you’re giving any of those away, I’d rather have the Juicy Fruit," I said, and she obliged. When she handed it to me, I looked her in the eyes and said, "Cuz that’s what I am. Just a big juicy cocksucking fruit."