Infantilize workers? No, we’re putting on the diapers you demanded. You wanted to browse anywhere and do whatever; that’s why we have this anti-virus software. You want to say “oops” and reach back in time three months; that’s why we have an enormous SAN. You beg for database access because “I’ve been here twenty years and I don’t feel like a person” without it, but you can’t even get past the fourth step on the sheet we handed you. We build software to support initiatives you swear are critical, but four months later looking at the logs, you’ve never signed in.