If you ever defecated on

If you ever defecated on yourself, this is the rag for you! A review of Colitis Club Quarterly.

In a mad dash for the bathroom, I slipped on my own liquefied feces, as it filled my sandals, (it was casual Friday) and ran across the floor. Smashing my head into the wall, I grasped for one of my co-workers in an attempt to break my fall. We both tumbled to the ground and right into the putrid birth of my own bowels.

Epinions continues to amaze.

Published by Andy

Gay Hoosier Taurus INFJ ex-playwright pianist gymbunny published author in San Francisco.

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