If you ever defecated on yourself, this is the rag for you! A review of Colitis Club Quarterly.
In a mad dash for the bathroom, I slipped on my own liquefied feces, as it filled my sandals, (it was casual Friday) and ran across the floor. Smashing my head into the wall, I grasped for one of my co-workers in an attempt to break my fall. We both tumbled to the ground and right into the putrid birth of my own bowels.
Epinions continues to amaze.