HOWTO: Host an Orgy

I always remember Annie Sprinkle’s advice: ‘First, invite over a bunch of friends that you’ve always wanted to have sex with.’ Here’s a guide.

Hosting an orgy is like hosting any party, except with ample fresh towels, lubricants, and nowadays bowls of condoms every six square feet.

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2 thoughts on “HOWTO: Host an Orgy

  1. Brandon

    Going from your previous posts, you don’t strike me as a an orgy kind of guy. Appearances can be deceiving, i know. The clincher (hehe, that sounds like it could be dirty) seems to be that the people you invite should probably want to have sex with you too.

    Orgy’s always seemed like the kind of thing that a whole lot better to have fantasy’s about than to actually participate in. Seems like unless you have had a lot of practice, you could end up getting lost in all the…commotion. Seems like it would be hard to enjoy the beauty of too many people at once. That, and i think i would be riddled with feeling of guilt of sluttyness afterward.

  2. Andy

    I am so not an orgy guy. The logistics have always turned me off. Lots of commotions – and hygiene to keep track of.

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