How Not to Pick Up Asian-American Women

Via Angry Asian Man:

1) Where are you really from? “I really am from Texas, and I don’t care where your Asian ex-girlfriend was really from, either.”

2) Do you … speak any other languages? “Nice try. Unless we’re having a deep conversation about linguistics while the maitre d’ decants our Malbec, stop asking me where I’m really from.”

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