Homophobes Are Obsessed With Butt Sex

I just had to say that out loud. Or rather, in print.

I think homophobes are gay.

Really.

Anyone that is that obsessed with other people’s genitals has a big problem with their own.

Stories that gay men show their love by drinking eachother’s urine. Ha. Ron never drinks out of a water bottle after me because he hates backwash.

This is connected to the Daily Show a few nights ago where they had the homophobe saying that he’d rather be in a terrorist attack then be in a locker room shower with a gay.

The armed forces is in desperate need of recruits. So they’ve loosened age requirements, criminal records and mental testing. Basically you can be an arthritic, retarded ex-con but if you think men are cool you’re out.

2 thoughts on “Homophobes Are Obsessed With Butt Sex

  1. Verna

    Andy, I watched this thing and howled with laughter. What is WRONG with those people?!! And they don’t even see how ridiculous they are. Yep, I’m with you – they’re gay, very very closeted and very very unsure about the size of their little bitty weiners.

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