Hawaiian Headbanger from Pigdog: Add a splash of Pina Colada mix. Stir. If you did it right, you now have a
mixture that’s almost half rum, tastes like coconut fruit punch, and looks
like blood mixed with water and milk. Run around and pour into everyone’s
glass, whether their glass is empty or not. Guzzle the remainder of the
pitcher along with a couple of Metabolift pills so you can keep going all
night long. Pass out around 5am.
Wake up and do it again.