Okay who's gonna gender-flip this with me? Let's get all the women-folk in their business best and I'll ensure you have a gaggle of shirtless male hookers at your beck and call. The bros won't know what just happened.
"Beer. Dance floor. Shot bar. Food truck. Girls." Nerds. Obliviousness. Poor judgment. Skewed cultural views. Social regression. Bros. MySQL. Crushing it. A party atmosphere combined with everything that makes the rest of the world hate you- Silicon Valley: this party is a terrible idea.