Glutton

Just got back from the Corner Bakery. My work group decided to take field trip to the Field Museum to see Cleopatra – I’d seen it last week with Heather so I still got to take the taxi there and get free lunch and taxi back. And of course since the meal was being paid for – I went a little nuts. I got a chicken-pesto sandwich with chips and a peanut butter brownie and a baby greens salad with a root beer. It was so yummy. Now I feel like a little piggy.

From: Brigitte
To: Andy
Subject: Friday

Friday, Karen and I are seeing Much Ado at Wing and Groove. Do you wanna
join us. We don’t expect you to say yes. However, Karen has forgotten what
you looked like.

How’s that for guilt.

From: Andy
To: Brigitte; Karen
Subject: RE: Friday

I was going to ask what was go-een gong on Friday.

From: Brigitte
To: Andy

what does that mean? Do we reserve for you?

From: Brigitte
To: Andy
Subject: Plans

All plans are off for tonight. It’s movie night for these puds as Karen is
sick.

From: Andy
To: Brigitte
BCC: Karen
Subject: RE: Plans

Karen always messes up everything. I hate her so much sometimes.

From: Brigitte
To: Andy
Subject: RE: Plans

Try looking at her all day.

From: Karen
To: Andy; Brigitte
Subject: RE: Plans

I AM NOT SICK!!!!! But it is movie night…if anyone wants to join me. i
have 2 couches now. It could be exciting. Popcorn – maybe I’ll even get jiffy
pop…snow…hot chocolate…Beer….sleep…mmmmmmzzzzz

From: Andy
To: Karen, Brigitte
Subject: RE: Plans

Cressida has her own couch now?

From: Karen
To: Andy; Brigitte
Subject: RE: Plans

Yup….one for her to go under, and one for me to sit on.

From: Brigitte
To: Karen; Andy
Subject: RE: Plans

She’s going to get a third for Cressida to pee on.

From: Andy
To: Brigitte; Karen
Subject: RE: Plans

What movie?

From: Karen
To: Brigitte; Andy
Subject: RE: Plans

Brigitte bangs Bombay.

From: Brigitte
To: Karen; Andy
Subject: RE: Plans

Karen’s Keester in Kansas or Andy’s Ass all over America.

From: Karen
To: Brigitte Andy
Subject: RE: Plans

Either one of those is good.


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