from the latest The Onion:Shingles

from the latest The Onion:Shingles Sufferer Sick Of Explaining What Shingles Is, Gore Calls For Recount Of Supreme Court Vote, Nation’s Dog Owners Demand To Know Who’s A Good Boy, Vatican Warns Against Increasingly Healthy Attitudes Toward Sex and Attorney Gives Young Woman His Card, The Creeps. I love those guys.