From: NAME WITHELD To: NAME

From: NAME WITHELD
To: NAME WITHELD
Date: Tuesday, August 01, 2000 9:54 AM
Subject: not so quiet fart

I forgot to tell you that I was standing by this girls’ cubicle having a
conversation. I always try to watch what I’m doing around her because she
doesn’t like to be crowded or anything dirty or out of the usual. She
doesn’t even like being in a bathroom stall next to someone else. Well,
were having a conversation about clothes and I was talking about sales
knowing that I had to fart so I should leave. I decided to make it as
silent as possible. Having done this trick before by tightening my but
cheeks, I confidently proceeded. All of a sudden, in between my words came
this frightening, thunderous, burst of gas…that came from me. I was
startled and it showed all over my face. I looked up to see if she noticed
and all I can see were her eyes b/c she covered the rest of her face up
with
her sweater. Lesson learned – the butt cheek trick is inconsistent.

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