From: Karen Subject: Pud DinnerYou

From: Karen
Subject: Pud Dinner

You are cordially invited to be a pud at Pud’s on Thursday Evening. Apetizers will be served at 6:30pm. The menu is as follows:

Pud Shrimp Cocktail
Pud Salad
Conish Pud Hens marinated in Olive Oil, Balsamic Pud Vinagrette, Garlic and Basil.
Long Grain Pud Rice
Green Bean Pud Caserole (Prepared by Pud)
Bread of Pud’s Choice
Pud Torte and Coffee for the Puds that Drink it…

So, get there and be ready for some pud.

From: Andy
Subject: RE: Pud Dinner

Did you tell Brigitte that sometimes you like to give your cornish hens little spankings?

From: Karen
Subject: RE: Pud Dinner

She was there for the confession. And I never said little spankings. The quote is “Sometimes I like to spank them.”

Wait til you see them. You’ll want to spank too.

From: Karen
Subject: RE: Pud Dinner

It’s actually part of the dinner.

From: Brigitte
Subject: Re: Pud Dinner

Look, if Karen wants to spank her bird, she’s entitled to it.

From: Karen
Subject: RE: Pud Dinner

They’re Hens, thank you. I spank my hens.

From: Brigitte
Subject: Re: Pud Dinner

Whatever, I’m not judging you. Some people spank their children…some
people spank their monkey…you spank whatever you need to ( you sick,
twisted, Raw dead bird spanker)

From: Karen
Subject: RE: Pud Dinner

Well, Pud. It looks like it will be just you and me, since the ex-pud
doesn’t seem to feel right about the way I treat my poultry. That’s okay.
That only means more spanking for you and me. Screw her. She can stay home
and eat tuna. Try spanking that.

From: Brigitte
Subject: Re: Pud Dinner

Look, I’m just scared of what I don’t know. I’ve never spanked a hen,
living or dead and it frightens me. Perhaps I’ll come around.

Little Drummer Boy is playing on the radio. I loathe it…even when David
Bowie is singing some descant against Bing Crosby.

Why is it only 10:30?