Fat Ass Sues Cable Company

I believe that the reason I smoke and drink every day and my wife is overweight is because we watched TV every day for the last four years,? Dumouchel stated in a written complaint against the company, included in a Fond du Lac police report.

jabba.gifHis crux is that even after he asked them to turn the cable service off they stopped billing him but didn’t discontinue his service. Could he not get off his Jabba/Harkonnen throne and rip the fucking cable out of the back of the television.

Unplug.

The Goddamn.

Television.


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  1. Gullibility isn't in the dictionary Avatar

    Cable TV made his wife fat

    Many Americans when they aren

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