Excerpts from the votes for

Excerpts from the votes for The Filthy Critic’s Worst Films of the Year:

“Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Adam Sandler are both castrated fur-sniffing, swelling-diarrhea-soaked-nipple munches who deserve to have firecrackers inserted in their eyes.”

“I bet you never thought wiping fresh human shit on the screen could make a movie more entertaining, then you didn’t see Battlefield Earth.”

“The Grinch deserves special honors just for taking something loved by all and smothering it under hideous makeup, fake snow, and glitz until it means the opposite of its origins.”

Down to You was the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. If I had to choose between watching that movie again and eating the corn out of my rank-nastiest, funktastic beer shits, I’d be chowin’ the dirty corn.”


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