During a particularly stressful part

During a particularly stressful part of rehearsal for the play I was working on Missy, the stage manager, handed me the following note:

G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s highly trained special mission force. It’s purpose, to defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

She also earlier handed me a note that said:

I’M LIKE A CHAINSAW.

Which I ammended to read:

I’M LIKE A muthafuckin’ CHAINSAW.