In the commercial for the product (embedded after the jump), a gorgeous woman of ambiguous ethnicity sits by a fountain as Frenchy-French accordian music plays. She says, “I’d like to talk about a problem most women don’t like to talk about. Vaginal odor.” Uh-oh! The camera cuts to the clasped hands of a man and woman, with two glasses of red wine. The model continues, “Millions of women suffer from it. It’s embarrassing, and it can hurt your love life. In Europe, we use the water rinse of a bidet to solve some of the problem. You can solve the problem completely! With Waterworks, a natural water therapy.” Lady, just admit it: It’s a douche.