The bad news is I went out last night to White Hen on a cookie run.
The good news is instead of cookies I came home with a bag of granola cereal.
The good news is I had granola instead of cookies.
The bad news is I ate the entire bag.
The good news is it has lots of fiber.
The bad news is the bag is 12oz.
This is around when mom or dad would say: You’re gonna smell like Secretariat.