You remember Diebold, right? Manufacturer of dysfunctional electronic voting machines everywhere?
Guess what they’re lending their incompetence to now.
Diebold, Incorporated is now safeguarding the foundation of America’s history, the Charters of Freedom: the U.S. Constitution, the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights.
Update: Hold the phone Ranty McRantypants, this happened in 2003.