Picked this up from Sam who picked if up from Trevor. A completely unsubstantiated, yet elegantly nightmare scenario:
you read it here first: i predict that president bush nominates john ashcroft… to join the u.s. supreme court as soon as a vacancy opens. chief justice rehnquist is hanging on to life by only a thread, so a nomination is bound to happen very soon.
In other news The Onion so perfectly captures Ashcroft’s exit with the headline ‘Ashcroft Loses Job to Mexican.’